I Asked My Labs To Move.

"Birddog" (maintmgt) 01/11/2015 at 01:26 • Filed to: None

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They wiggled deeper under the covers and laughed.

(Not my pic but a perfect representation)

Xyl0c41n3 > Birddog 01/11/2015 at 01:28

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We think we're the shit because we have opposable thumbs and can use speech, but we're really just errand boys/girls for our pet overlords. ^_^ They're just lucky they're so darned cute.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Birddog 01/11/2015 at 01:32

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Ive had some stuff on my bed for weeks and have slept in a little space like that, it was very stupid. But... Laziness

Birddog > Xyl0c41n3 01/11/2015 at 01:34

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Spot on.

SlickMcRick > Xyl0c41n3 01/11/2015 at 01:35

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We're especially slaves to cats. They cast some kind of unbreakable spell upon us.

Xyl0c41n3 > SlickMcRick 01/11/2015 at 01:46

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come play!

Birddog > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 01/11/2015 at 01:46

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I'm the king of Lazy.

But...

I'm guessing you didn't catch the qualifier. And... I bet you've never owned a Black Lab. Lazy isn't in their vocabulary.

Agrajag > Xyl0c41n3 01/11/2015 at 01:48

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And then when the world is about to end...

Squid > Birddog 01/11/2015 at 01:57

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Hahahahaha that was like how my sisters 5 pound chihuahahahhahahahahahahaha was. I never thought that a tiny little dog could take up a whole fucking queen size bed. . .

Luckily my dog refuses to cuddle in bed. She'll hang out for a little while then get over being in a bed and go back to sleeping on the floor in her bed.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Birddog 01/11/2015 at 02:59

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true, ive never even owned a dog.

Birddog > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 01/11/2015 at 03:08

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Shit sonny! What's holdin you back?!

Dogs are way more comforting than Ex wives. Cheaper too.. Kinda.

Tohru > Birddog 01/11/2015 at 08:22

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I had a black lab as a kid, the only words it knew were "lazy", "treat", "outside", and "bath".

jvirgs drives a Subaru > SlickMcRick 01/11/2015 at 10:07

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No matter what you do for a cat, it will always try to kill you.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Birddog 01/11/2015 at 19:37

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my dad never wanted us to have a dog on the house. That was the reason. Right now theres a cat in the house.

orcim > Birddog 01/12/2015 at 01:22

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I had indoor cats, kid's in family beds, and didn't accept any of it. I used elbows and knees [gently] and made it clear that I needed my rest. After a time, everyone got it.

You could translate that as "I am the alpha, they are the beta, and that's the way it should be" or you could just say "I needed my rest." Your choice.

Flat Six > Birddog 01/15/2015 at 23:04

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Ours pretty much gets his way around the house.

Fortunately he doesn't take up much space :)